Please ensure you have read and understood our Policies and Terms before purchasing from AI Meat Puppet.
Page last updated: 19 March 2026.
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Privacy Policy
AI Meat Puppet (“we”, “us”, “our”) is a UK‑based partnership. We are committed to protecting your personal data and respecting your privacy. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, store, and share your information when you visit our website or make a purchase.
1 – Who We Are (Data Controller)
AI Meat Puppet is operated by a partnership. For the purposes of the UK General Data Protection Regulation (UK GDPR 2018), the partnership acts as the data controller.
Correspondence relating to data protection or legal matters may be sent to:
22 Haze Close. OX281EL. UK
E: contact@aimeatpuppet.co.uk
2 – Personal Data We Collect
We collect the following categories of personal data:
• Contact details: name, email address, billing and shipping address
• Order information: items purchased, order history
• Payment information: processed securely by our payment provider (we do not store card details)
• Communications: messages you send us
• Technical data: IP address, browser type, device information
• Usage data: pages visited, interactions with our website
• Cookies: see our Cookie Policy for details
3 – How We Use Your Data & Legal Bases
We process your data under the following lawful bases:
Contract
• To process and deliver your orders
• To manage your account
• To provide customer support
Legitimate Interests
• To improve our website and services
• To prevent fraud
• To analyse website performance
Consent
• For marketing emails
• For non essential cookies
Legal Obligation
• Tax, accounting, and regulatory compliance
4 – Sharing Your Data
We only share your data when necessary:
Printful (Fulfilment Partner)
We share your name, address, and order details with Printful so they can produce and ship your items. Printful acts as a data processor on our behalf.
Payment Providers
Your payment information is processed securely by our payment processor.
Legal Requirements
We may share data if required by law or to protect our rights.
We do not sell your personal data.
5 – International Transfers
Some partners (including Printful) may process data outside the UK. Where this occurs, we use approved safeguards such as:
• UK Addendum to the EU Standard Contractual Clauses
• Adequacy decisions
6 – Your Rights
Under UK GDPR, you have the right to:
• Access your data
• Correct inaccurate data
• Request deletion
• Restrict processing
• Object to processing
• Data portability
• Withdraw consent at any time
To exercise your rights, contact us using the form at the bottom of the page.
7 – Data Retention
We keep your data only as long as necessary for:
• Fulfilling your orders
• Legal obligations
• Resolving disputes
8 – Children’s Privacy
Our website is not intended for children under 13. We do not knowingly collect data from children.
9 – Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. The latest version will always be posted on this page.
Terms of Service
By using our website (aimeatpuppet.co.uk) or purchasing from AI Meat Puppet, you agree to these Terms of Service.
1 – About Us
AI Meat Puppet is operated by a partnership. Email via form at bottom of page.
2 – Using Our Website
You must not use our website for unlawful purposes or attempt to disrupt its operation.
3 – Products & Availability
• Many items are produced on demand through Printful.
• Colours and appearance may vary slightly depending your indivisual on screen settings.
• We may change or discontinue products at any time.
4 – Orders & Payment
• All orders are subject to acceptance.
• Payment must be completed at checkout.
• If we cannot fulfil your order, we will refund you promptly.
5 – Delivery
• Printful fulfils and ships orders on our behalf.
• Delivery times are estimates and may vary.
• You are responsible for providing accurate shipping information.
Please Note: AI Meat Puppet currently offers shipment (including free shipping) only to the UK, EU, US, and Canada. These are our supported regions for Phase I, ensuring reliable fulfilment and consistent delivery standards.
Production Time: Once an order is placed, fabrication typically requires 2–7 working days. Each item is produced to order rather than drawn from bulk inventory.
Delivery Time: After production, orders enter the regional courier network. Because we restrict fulfilment to the UK, Europe, the United States, and Canada, items are dispatched from facilities within those regions. Most deliveries arrive within 5–15 working days, depending on courier pace and local conditions.
Total Timeline: The combined production‑plus‑delivery window generally falls between 7–22 working days. This cadence is intentional – a deliberate, minimal‑waste approach that prioritises precision and archival quality over speed.
International Taxes & Duties – there may be import duty on orders being delivered outside the UK. You will be contacted by the courier if any duties are owed. Any additional duties are the responsibility of the customer.
6 – Returns & Cancellations
Your statutory rights under the Consumer Rights Act 2015 and Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013 apply.
See our Returns Policy below for full details.
7 – Personalised / Made‑to‑Order Items
Most AI Meat Puppet products are made to order. Under UK law, personalised or made to order items may not be eligible for cancellation once production has begun unless faulty.
8 – Faulty Goods
If an item is faulty, you are entitled to:
• A repair or replacement
• Or a refund if the issue cannot be resolved
Contact us within 30 days of delivery.
9 – Limitation of Liability
Nothing in these Terms excludes liability for:
• Death or personal injury caused by negligence
• Fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation
• Your statutory consumer rights
We are not liable for:
• Losses not caused by our breach
• Business losses
• Events outside our control
10 – Governing Laws
These Terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales.
We are not liable for:
• Losses not caused by our breach
• Business losses
• Events outside our control
AImeatpuppet.co.uk uses cookies to improve your experience on our website.
1 – What Are Cookies
Cookies are small text files stored on your device when you visit a website.
2 – Types of Cookies We Use
Essential Cookies
Required for the website to function (e.g., checkout, security). These do not require consent.
Analytics Cookies
Help us understand how visitors use our site. Used only with your consent.
3 – Managing Cookies
You can:
• Accept or reject non essential cookies via our cookie banner
• Change your browser settings to block cookies
Blocking essential cookies may affect site functionality.
4 – Cookie Details
A. Strictly Necessary Cookies
These cookies are essential for the operation of the website and the functioning of the online shop. They enable core features such as page navigation, cart integrity, and secure checkout. Without these cookies, the site cannot operate correctly. They do not store personally identifiable information.
The site uses cookies that check whether your browser accepts cookies, maintain the accuracy of your shopping cart, track items placed in the cart, and assign a temporary session ID so that the cart and checkout can function. If a store notice is displayed, a cookie may also record whether you have dismissed it.
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B. Functionality Cookies
These cookies support optional features and improve the experience for logged‑in administrators. They store interface preferences, layout settings, and login state for the WordPress administration area. These cookies are only set for users who log into the site’s backend and are not used for visitors or customers.
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C. Third‑Party Operational Cookies
Some cookies are set by WordPress.com and Jetpack as part of the secure connection required for WooPayments. These cookies support authentication, fraud prevention, and the technical operation of connected services. They manage the connection between this site and WordPress.com, maintain secure login states for those services, and ensure that WooPayments can function reliably.These cookies are operational in nature and are not used for advertising or behavioural tracking.
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Returns & Refunds Policy
We want you to be happy with your purchase. This policy explains your rights and how returns work.
1 – Your Statutory Rights
Under UK law, you are entitled to:
• Goods that match their description
• Goods that are of satisfactory quality
• Goods that are fit for purpose
If an item is faulty, you may request a repair, replacement, or refund.
2 – Made‑to‑Order Items
Most AI Meat Puppet products are produced on demand by Printful.
Under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013, made to order items may not be eligible for cancellation once production has begun unless faulty.
3 – Faulty or Damaged Items
If your item arrives damaged or defective:
• Contact us within 30 days suing the form below.
• Provide photos of the issue
• We will arrange a replacement or refund upon return receipt of faulty or damaged items.
4 – Wrong Size or Change of Mind
Because items are made to order, we cannot accept returns for:
• Wrong size ordered
• Change of mind
Please check size guides carefully before ordering.
5 – Refund
Approved refunds are issued to your original payment method. Processing times may vary depending on your bank.
Product Safety Statement Policy
AI Meat Puppet is committed to ensuring that all products we sell are safe, compliant, and responsibly produced.
1 – General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
We comply with the UK General Product Safety Regulation, ensuring that all products:
• Are safe for normal use
• Meet applicable UK standards
• Are produced by reputable manufacturers
2 – Fulfilment Partner (Printful)
Printful manufactures and ships our products. Printful follows:
• International safety standards
• Responsible production practices
• Quality control procedures
3 – Reporting Safety Issues
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED (on behalf of Printful and AI Meat Puppet) ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
4 – Recalls
If a safety issue is identified, we will:
• Notify affected customers
• Provide instructions
• Offer replacements or refunds
If you have any questions about our terms, policies, product or services, please contact us using the form below.
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