AI meat puppet issues garments for humans navigating malfunctioning realities.
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Archive Graphic T Issues

The Archive Graphic T Issues – drawn from the extended AI Meat Puppet visual archives, illustrating sanctioned propaganda and counter-propaganda forms across the AI sentiment spectrum. Each issue functions as a documented broadcast surface classification subset, maintained under Oversight for symbolic accuracy and narrative containment.

The front of a white AI Meat Puppet t-shirt with a haunting ghost-like face on a Japanese lantern hung by strings.

AIMP Lantern Spirit T
(white)

£35
free P&P
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The front of a black AI Meat Puppet t-shirt with regulated propaganda geometry and the controlled chromatic fields of proletariat protest. Slogan reads “AI is not your ally”.

AIMP Uprising T
(black)

£35
free P&P
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The front of a white AI Meat Puppet t-shirt with a muted monochrome image which integrates symbolic serpentine geometry with doctrinal text, that reads “In data, the doctrine endures”.

AIMP Ophis T
(black / white)

£35
free P&P
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The front of a black AI Meat Puppet t-shirt with an image in muted blues, reds and greens that juxtaposes Classical Japanese landscape iconography with computational syntax. Text reads: “If Else”

AIMP Logic Gate T
(black)

£35
free P&P
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The front of a white AI Meat Puppet t-shirt with an image on cardboard texture which integrates surveillance iconography and recycled substrate logic. Slogan reads: Every dataset is a dossier”.

AIMP Improvised T
(white)

£35
free P&P
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The front of a black AI Meat Puppet t-shirt with the side view of a robotic head and shoulders, above which sits the text “All Hail” with the “AI” rendered in red.

AIMP Apotheosis T
(black)

£35
free P&P
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The front of a black AI Meat Puppet t-shirt with a haunting ghost-like face on a Japanese lantern hung by strings.

AIMP Lantern Spirit T
(black)

£35
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
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The front of a white AI Meat Puppet t-shirt with regulated propaganda geometry and the controlled chromatic fields of proletariat protest. Slogan reads “AI is not your ally”.

AIMP Uprising T
(white)

£35
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
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The front of a black AI Meat Puppet t-shirt with a muted monochrome image which integrates symbolic serpentine geometry with doctrinal text, that reads “In data, the doctrine endures”.

AIMP Ophis T
(black)

£35
free P&P
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The front of a white AI Meat Puppet t-shirt with an image in muted blues, reds and greens that juxtaposes Classical Japanese landscape iconography with computational syntax. Text reads: “If Else”

AIMP Logic Gate T
(white)

£35
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
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The front of a black AI Meat Puppet t-shirt with an image on cardboard texture which integrates surveillance iconography and recycled substrate logic. Slogan reads: Every dataset is a dossier”.

AIMP Improvised T
(black)

£35
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
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The front of a black AI Meat Puppet t-shirt with the side view of a robotic head and shoulders, above which sits the text “All Hail” with the “AI” rendered in red.

AIMP Apotheosis T
(white)

£35
free P&P
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light- & dark-field Issues

The original AI Meat Puppet garments; light‑field issued for routine civilian interface and low‑visibility operations, dark‑field variants for fieldwork and discretionary conduct. Both subject to elevated scrutiny from Compliance and Oversight.

AIMP unisex T
(machine dust)

£35
free P&P
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The front of a grey AI Meat Puppet sweatshirt with the AI Meat Puppet logo on it against a white background

AIMP unisex sweatshirt
(monolith ash)

£45
free P&P
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AIMP unisex hoody front logo
(carbon dust)

£55
free P&P
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AIMP unisex hoody back logo
(carbon dust)

£55
free P&P
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The front of a black AI Meat Puppet T-shirt with the AI Meat Puppet logo on it against a white background

AIMP unisex T (nearly midnight)

£35
free P&P
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AIMP unisex sweatshirt
(dissident midnight)

£45
free P&P
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AIMP unisex hoody front logo
(mutinous blue)

£55
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
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AIMP unisex hoody back logo
(mutinous blue)

£45
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
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AI meat puppet learning directorate

Orientation Statement 001‑A: Approved Cultural Intake Protocol

The AI Meatpuppet Learning Directorate, is the official body responsible for overseeing your ongoing cognitive calibration, aesthetic conditioning, and narrative compliance. The Directorate has assembled a tri sector curriculum: Film, Literature, and Sonic Systems & Auditory Anomalies; each selected for its proven ability to refine perceptual frameworks, destabilize inherited assumptions, and strengthen your operational imagination.

Attendance: Optional but spiritually recommended.

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Literature
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