AI meat puppet issues garments for humans navigating malfunctioning realities.
Designed for durability, ambiguity, and mild existential panic.
do not exceed recommended existence
human error. machine precision
sanctioned light-field Issues
Issued for routine civilian interface and low‑visibility operations. Meat puppets are reminded that Light‑Field garments are considered non‑threat‑graded and may be deployed without prior authorisation from Oversight.
AIMP unisex T
(machine dust)
£35
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
AIMP unisex sweatshirt
(monolith ash)
£45
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
AIMP unisex hoody front logo
(carbon dust)
£55
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
AIMP unisex hoody back logo
(carbon dust)
£55
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
non‑compliant dark‑Field issues
Allocated for fieldwork and discretionary conduct. Dark‑Field garments remain subject to elevated scrutiny; unauthorised distribution will trigger an automatic review by both Compliance and Oversight.
AIMP unisex T (nearly midnight)
£35
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
AIMP unisex sweatshirt
(dissident midnight)
£45
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
AIMP unisex hoody front logo
(mutinous blue)
£55
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
AIMP unisex hoody back logo
(mutinous blue)
£45
free P&P
S,M,L,XL
AI meat puppet learning directorate
Orientation Statement 001‑A: Approved Cultural Intake Protocol
The AI Meatpuppet Learning Directorate, is the official body responsible for overseeing your ongoing cognitive calibration, aesthetic conditioning, and narrative compliance. The Directorate has assembled a tri sector curriculum: Film, Literature, and Sonic Systems & Auditory Anomalies; each selected for its proven ability to refine perceptual frameworks, destabilize inherited assumptions, and strengthen your operational imagination.
Attendance: Optional but spiritually recommended.
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